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Take off

This is the first in a series of guest posts by my good friend Patrick Bateman. I am sure he needs no introduction. My problem came from being a young man with a lot of money in Manhattan. As a direct...

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Time

Another post by my friend Patrick. According to my Platinum 1938 Breguet Minute Repeater, (a lesser version in Rose Gold recently sold in London for the equivalent of $217,000.00), I see that it is...

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Man at work

The weather has never affected me much. Occasionally we are forced to modify a flight plan, and for certain social engagements a Top coat is appropriate, but that’s only for fashion’s sake. People like...

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I Dress for Combat

In the Art of War, Sun Tzu states that intimidation is the only acceptable initial impression one can give his opponent. In the wars that I choose to fight, I intimidate through an initial precise...

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Why I Hate Davis Ferguson‏

I hate Davis Ferguson because he mocks my respect for perfection. And because he is a liar. The image he conveys is one of down home Americana that is as fake as the artificial twang in his Yale...

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Lunch with Jean

One of the most notable changes in the ritualistic dining habits of jaded New Yorkers and other nationals who frequent the city’s most prominent restaurants is the advent of the female Maitre’ d. This...

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Sex and Guilt

It seems that society at large feels the need to attach a certain level of guilt to all sexual activity. The level of guilt varies on a scale dependant on the sexual act in question. In the case of...

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Sex sells. Everything.

Does anyone really read “Playboy” for the Jokes? “Hustler” for Larry Flynt’s views on politics? Watch “Baywatch” for the story line? No, it’s about skin tight bathing suits revealing more the wetter...

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Johnny’s, the true place

Written by my friend Nichol with whom I shared a few too many shots at Johnny’s. I don’t know what to say about Johnny’s. I don’t know how many hours I have spent there. How many dollars drunk and how...

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Indulging your kids

It is very hard to say no to your child. My parents rarely said it to me. I was told either “yes” or my request was met with a stony silence that I understood to mean “no”. There was not much...

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